Jubilation of the mysterious and venerable house of Lee

xp_jubilee @ 2026-04-20T14:09:00

2026-04-20T04:10:31Z

I always arrive home to such interesting problems.

God speed everyone. I’ll be at Harry’s

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Be kind to your joints, folks

2026-01-28T09:25:11Z

My neck is killing me and I’m pretty sure my back wants me dead too. WTF body?

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Getting old

2025-11-18T02:09:38Z

You know you’ve reached ‘old’ when you realise you have salad forks and more then one bottle of good wine (and can pair it with food that isn’t takes)

Although, I can totes tell you what wine to pair with takis if you want. I’m like, fully cultured and shit.

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Home for now

2025-10-07T09:33:03Z

Home for the Autumn and possibly the Winter. Who really knows?

Tell me, what have people been doing while I've been gone? If the tea is hot enough, I may even gift you some of my good wine.

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Some days are just gifts

2025-08-28T12:15:29Z

And today has gifted me a human lobster hybrid:

https://www.tumblr.com/absentlyabbie/793105152762691584

Isn’t he magnificent?

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Thankful

2024-11-29T00:02:48Z

I would like to thank those who fed me.

Your sacrifice is noted and shall be remembered.

Also, who wants to come shopping with me tomorrow? Auntie wants a new pair of Jimmie Choos.

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Doug!

2024-07-29T10:46:44Z

Do you think the computer is dead?

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Rainbows Everywhere

2024-07-03T11:45:53Z

I would just like to note that I hope everyone’s Pride was as colourful as mine. I do think I have advantages though.

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Popcorn and telenovelas

2023-09-04T09:24:43Z

Please. Continue.

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People, I’m obsessed

2023-08-25T07:45:14Z

Someone needs to learn this dance with me

https://youtu.be/q3lX2p_Uy9I?si=ItGlHfdrrKl0DBwS

(The songs like, pretty cool too)

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DR Run

2023-07-21T12:12:11Z

So, I’m feeling competitive. Anyone want to join me for an agility speed run in the Danger Room? I won’t even blow up things under you to make it easier for me to win.

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Huh

2023-07-14T11:24:04Z

I go no tech at the most interesting of times.

Warren, Dude, a little heads up next time. I could have booked the movie room and made popcorn.

Did I miss anything else? People should feed me information so I don’t have to get off my couch.

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Happy Pride, Bitches!

2023-06-25T04:37:47Z

[Voice to text on]

Me and my Bestie Fi are currently at Gabe’s party and like, it is lit!

I personally would like to thank the guy that just let me do a Jell-O shot off his abs, but also the girl with tentacle hair who does the most brilliant selfies ever.

Fi! Fi! Look it! We should totally play twister with that guy! Think of the winnings!

I may never find all the glitter and I don’t care.

Best. Motherfucking. Pride. Month. Ever!

[/Voice to text off]

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We’ll never be royals

2023-06-06T08:27:14Z

Anyone else watching the Harry vs The Press trial at the moment?

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Halloween

2022-10-08T10:59:09Z

Ideas for Halloween anyone?

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRVC1HSo/

I reckon I could pull off Lord Mayor’s Opera Ghost.

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Where I am

2022-09-10T13:05:13Z

I’m going to be hanging close to North until he wakes up. I know there’s nothing to be done but it makes me feel better.

If you need anything, I’ve got my laptop with me. I’ll still be working.

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Noot Noot

2022-07-20T10:46:02Z

I do not make the rules, I merely play the game.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRLjWTmv/?k=1

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It’s almost Independence day, my dudes

2022-07-01T10:21:10Z

Which means the light show is about to commence. Alison, Nica? Feel free to beat a path to my door if you’re feeling the need for some artistic light based expression.

Also anyone else who has the ability or desire to make some contributions. Let’s make this a party.

Kyle, my main bro. Grill?

Also, also. I plan on hosting a movie night of all the most gloriously bad American schlock this side of Hollywood, feel free to make suggestions here.

Open to everyone, BYO Food and Alcohol.

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Note to self

2022-03-03T06:47:56Z

People often sleep in the nude. Not everyone enjoys their teammate deciding to visit because they can’t sleep.

Hmm. Also note to self. Buy more snacks…possibly also bribes.

Note the third: Keep running tally of favours owed. If you’d all just accept tasteful nudity, this would be a lot easier.

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Some thoughts for you

2021-12-06T11:18:42Z

It's that time of night and I'm feeling just thoughtful enough to get philosophical. (This is not alcohol-induced, I promise. It's a work night, and I've been working with the Beast. You never work with the Beast and drink. )

So, your random wisdom of the ages, or at least your random wisdom of ten pm at night.

We only ever make the choices we can live with. No matter what anyone may tell us, or what we tell ourselves.

If you couldn't live with a choice, you either wouldn't have ever made it, or you wouldn't still be alive to be discussing it with me.

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Huh.

2021-11-18T04:35:24Z

Darcy just reminded me that it’s my Birthday.

I have no idea how old I am.

Somebody (looks at Xforce team )) should buy me drinks and take me out for dinner.

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I wanna climb it

2021-10-19T05:23:08Z

http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/02/07/climb_mount_hua_or_huashan_in_china_for_the_world_s_scariest_cup_of_tea.html

Just for funsies, and the cup of tea.

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Uncomfortable underwear

2021-10-07T03:10:07Z

I swear, it’s like, sure Jubilee, become an International Woman of mystery. Go cool places and stab bad people. But never wear comfortable underwear again.

Remind me again why we haven’t gotten all our Science Boffins into this yet?

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You people with your fun and games

2021-09-23T11:00:36Z

Why am I always off on a job when the interesting threads happen? I feel robbed! (Which is ironic.)

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Felecia appreciation day!

2021-08-18T01:50:55Z

OOC Sekrit Note: Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day.

Everyone go give my bestie a hug.

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