Blame Hank (Sung to the tune of 'Blame Canada' )

He fed me copious amounts of double choc fudge! This is all his fault truly...(I shall refrain from mentioning what I did to the hallway outside my room. There was always smiley face stickers on all the door knobs! They're very happy doors.)

And now, I go to find other inanimate objects that need cheering up.