xp_jubilee: (Living Colour/Hat War)
So like, I was not always the awesome mistress of all I survey that you see before you today.

At one time, I was basically a screw up kid who had fuck all idea of what they were currently doing or what they would be doing at any given time. (I may currently be a screw up adult who still doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, but at least I'm moving forward.)

It's not easy admitting that you screwed up though. I mean, like, far be it from me to be all 'Everyone is like this. Listen to my wisdom, bitches'

(Even though I am wise, bitches. )

Why a journal post? Why not? Share with me your screw ups, let's get to know each other.

I'll even go first. Biggest screw up? Summoning a demon.
xp_jubilee: (Killing you with my brain)
So. What are people up to on their weekend? Enlighten me.
xp_jubilee: (Default)
I'm pretty sure that I should not be the person small humans look to for inspiration.

Just Saying.

Air Supply

Mar. 17th, 2017 05:35 pm
xp_jubilee: (Amused)
When you turn on the car radio on one of the mansion loan cars and someone's got it tuned to 'Easy Listening'

To Do:

Mar. 14th, 2017 08:59 pm
xp_jubilee: (Amused)
Order more Boo Berry and Count Chocula cereal. (Also, who took the last of the fruit loops? So rude)

Also to do: Stock People's fridges. You people on a health food craze or something?

Get fish a diver man for his tank.

Make something (Suggestions wanted)

Spend time with fiancé.

Annoy someone, possibly Kevin.
xp_jubilee: (Crotchet)
So, I'm sitting here in Hong Kong, crotcheting myself a Xenomoroph like a badass and I say to myself, I say:

"Jubes, you badass of all badasses, why you gotta be so bored? Like, Dude, you have an entire school back home who could be like, telling you a thing."

And I'm like, duuude. Dude! You are a fracking genius!

So! Tell me a thing, my peeps, my extra special, unicorn flavoured badasses. Tell me a thing and thus I will know the thing and all shall be well.
xp_jubilee: (Powers Activate)
Okay, so has anyone else has Maui's song stuck in their head for the past week? Because, dude.
xp_jubilee: (Crotchet)
Now, the important question. What loot did you all get?
xp_jubilee: (Hold onto yourself)
Heard there was a secret cord.

Unbreakable

Dec. 9th, 2016 07:25 pm
xp_jubilee: (Default)
So long since I watched this movie. Not as good a Bruce Willis movie as say, Die Hard but that was kinda the pinnacle, really.
xp_jubilee: (Default)
http://goodbyeomelas.tumblr.com/post/154022116650/arrghigiveup-empress-delilah

Sometimes things are just so perfect, like, you've gotta share them with the world.
xp_jubilee: (Default)
It's me, UPS and we really need to know your address.
xp_jubilee: (Dammit)
I think I need to sleep for a week after all of this.
xp_jubilee: (At peace)
Current jam: https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo

So. Share me some music, peeps. Momma Jubes needs a new beat.
xp_jubilee: (Eating/Apple a day)
It has come to my attention recently (mostly) that 'Ruler of the Lake(tm)' has yet to be declared this year. Like, how lazy are we? So! Since it's still mostly warm and before the lake freezes over and/or gets really, really freakin' cold - I challenge one and all to a battle! A battle royale even.

Winner gets declared if they can hold the little boat I'm about to row out into the middle of the lake for more than a few hours. (And like, not capsize it, because ew: wet feet.)

So, what are you all waiting for? Chop, chop people - some of us have to be in foreign countries at the end of the week.

Night folk

Sep. 4th, 2016 12:56 pm
xp_jubilee: (Default)
I think I may be turning into a toadstool. I'm pretty sure I haven't had time to see the sun in at least a week.

Why do these people do everything at night? I mean, sure, photo-sensitive mutants, but they couldn't just wear some sunglasses?

Someone, looks at Kurt, needs to take me to California when I get home.
xp_jubilee: (Default)
For the next few weeks, anyone who wants to watch me geek out over the gymnastics is free to join me in the TV room once they're on.

(I think I saw someone watching the swimming before)
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