It's actually a pretty good alternative to Viagra infomercials on late night television.

But...two hours of the song 'The hills are alive' going through your head, complete with a miniture dancing Julie Andrews image is enough to drive anyone to something, possibly violence against Julie Andrews.

And did those children have to be so damn happy? What the hell were they all smiling about so much? I think the Director was giving them drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.