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xp_jubileeWelcome night owls and extreme edition morning people, you're on air with Jubilation from the most venerable and ancient house of Lee and we'll be bringing you a series of off the cuff thoughts throughout the show.
Anyway, I am up at this hour due to a call I'm expecting from someone in a foreign country who winces every time I pronounce any of their language in an American accent. (I'm working on it, So Cal is something that's hard to ditch after a life time of speaking. )
Mostly I figured anyone up at this time is either drunk, stoned, an insomniac or Marie-Ange on a precognition bender. *waves to her colleague* You sure you didn't see me winning next weeks lotto? That's like totally substantial enough to come up on your radar, right? Dude, friends don't let other friends not take out lotto tickets, I'm just sayin'.
So, I would have made a seriously kick ass DJ, like, totally wicked grade A music magician. (Well, when it comes to picking songs, anyway. While I did eventually learn to play a musical instrument, I never did get the hack of the whole singing thing. )
Can I just say while we're at it. Never trust someone who smiles all the time. I'm not talking like 'happy people', although they're a _whole_ nother kettle of fish labelled 'annoying'. No, these are people who are like, doll eyed smiley people. They're actually batshit crazy and what they're smiling about is their latest artistic endevour which they've designed around your head on a stick. (See, I'm being a helper - this is all totally awesome advice. Don't listen to anything those other people tell you, they still think you can't have an entire conversation only using the word Dude. Like, dude, totally not true. )
Anyway, I am up at this hour due to a call I'm expecting from someone in a foreign country who winces every time I pronounce any of their language in an American accent. (I'm working on it, So Cal is something that's hard to ditch after a life time of speaking. )
Mostly I figured anyone up at this time is either drunk, stoned, an insomniac or Marie-Ange on a precognition bender. *waves to her colleague* You sure you didn't see me winning next weeks lotto? That's like totally substantial enough to come up on your radar, right? Dude, friends don't let other friends not take out lotto tickets, I'm just sayin'.
So, I would have made a seriously kick ass DJ, like, totally wicked grade A music magician. (Well, when it comes to picking songs, anyway. While I did eventually learn to play a musical instrument, I never did get the hack of the whole singing thing. )
Can I just say while we're at it. Never trust someone who smiles all the time. I'm not talking like 'happy people', although they're a _whole_ nother kettle of fish labelled 'annoying'. No, these are people who are like, doll eyed smiley people. They're actually batshit crazy and what they're smiling about is their latest artistic endevour which they've designed around your head on a stick. (See, I'm being a helper - this is all totally awesome advice. Don't listen to anything those other people tell you, they still think you can't have an entire conversation only using the word Dude. Like, dude, totally not true. )
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Date: 2013-08-19 12:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-08-19 02:08 pm (UTC)I was for once, asleep. In addition, no, I did not see you winning the lottery sweepstakes, although if you purchase one of those five dollar cards that you scratch the silver off, you will win a free 2-litre of soda from the 7-11.
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Date: 2013-08-19 08:26 pm (UTC)