Biggest fail

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So like, I was not always the awesome mistress of all I survey that you see before you today.

At one time, I was basically a screw up kid who had fuck all idea of what they were currently doing or what they would be doing at any given time. (I may currently be a screw up adult who still doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, but at least I'm moving forward.)

It's not easy admitting that you screwed up though. I mean, like, far be it from me to be all 'Everyone is like this. Listen to my wisdom, bitches'

(Even though I am wise, bitches. )

Why a journal post? Why not? Share with me your screw ups, let's get to know each other.

I'll even go first. Biggest screw up? Summoning a demon.

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well, not every is amazing enough to summon a demon?

I stabbed some skippies.

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I know, I mean demon summoning is pretty extra. I like to make a mark in the world, ya know?

They deserved stabbing.

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face it, you're an overachiever.

they did. it was gleeful and joyous.

hmmm....I feel the need to buy more glitter. maybe some sequins.

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I do like to be the most fabulous.

Why sequins? I suggest glittery feathers. You can pretend to be Warren's twin.

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I was just thinking feathers!

OH. OH. OH. I will make things happen! This is going to be awesome!!

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If there are not pictures, I will be very disappointed in you.

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we shall see what the final product looks like!

the craft stores are closed atm.

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I'm sure it will look awesome. I'll crochet you a glittery aviator scarf to go with it...

So like, I was just googling for patterns and I found this:

https://au.pinterest.com/pin/134474738851744658/

I am making an adult version of this, omg!

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I....yeah, need this. In green glitter yarn. please and thank you.

we really need a stitch and bitch group.