xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Not your gamer girl)
Why you do me like this? They were totally talking to 16 year old me when writing this.

https://open.spotify.com/track/0zSemnpoUFdtesuHTZ3ifv?si=io64I6akR_u3dR6NGyQODw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A6k5DgkdLq75nqUOpPdFNdD&dl_branch=1
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Loveable)
You’d think as an international super spy I wouldn’t need to deal with Airport Security but still! Almost every damn time I’m the one they choose for ‘random screening’.

Maybe I’ve been cursed? Amanda? Am I cursed?

Do I need to cover myself in honey and dance around the lake while chanting Latin or something? Cause I will totally do that.

Lol

Jun. 7th, 2021 04:17 pm
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Default)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJ9PgRtH/

Like we haven’t all been there the first time we tried like, a standing backflip

Quick!

Apr. 16th, 2021 03:18 pm
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Crotchet Ninja)
Someone validate my existence.

Hey look!

Apr. 1st, 2021 08:17 pm
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Default)
Just found an awesome video that shows my view of the world when I’m out and about.

And yes, I’m happy to teach people when I have time between everything else

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJjWmXpP/
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https://fb.watch/4A15WsvoE1/

Like, go watch that. I mean, I’d eat it but holy crap.
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Marie-Ange. Got you a new Tarot card

xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Tired of your shit)
How the fuck do regular people deal with this shit? I'm on day whatever of having this stupid brace on and it's making me batty.

(Doug, I need some more programming books, I finished the basic stuff yesterday. Or like, give me something to do with this stuff? I need to cement it in my squishy head meats.)

I swear to little green Martians if I can't work out again soon I'm going to stab something. I have boobs again. It's terrible, none of my bras fit. I need to go shopping. Or just blow up a couple of buildings.

(MA, think I could hit you up for that contact you have re: poisons? I've been totally studying World War II spies lately, this shit is awesome. But I'm like, on my last book and I could do with the outside time. )
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Elegance)
My physiotherapist bitched me out fierce for taking a trip to the ass end of nowhere before they were ready for me to go.

So I’m on desk duty for another week as punishment.

(I have no regrets)

MA, I’ve decided to do some history reading to pass the time I’m not doing other people’s paperwork. Any suggestions re: poisons? Supposedly a favorite of Russian Military Intelligence.
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Elegance)
Given that I don’t technically count as Christian (I think my folks were Confucian but considering they died it wasn’t a thing that they taught me)

I suppose I’m not meant to get presents or whatever but hah! I don’t care about you’re religious prejudices. Give me my gifts, peasants.

In other news: Who has the Chinese order this year? I’m inviting myself to your holiday function whatever it is.

Feed Me!

So...

Nov. 17th, 2020 09:33 pm
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Elegance)
Did anyone else notice anything particularly weird about that kid with the machine powers?

Cause he kept asking me the like, weirdest damn questions.

Ow

Oct. 16th, 2020 11:26 pm
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I think my physio is some kind of pain demon. I’m pretty damn sure they are.

Mandy? Got any ‘Is this person who loves to force me to do just one more stretch a demon’ spells?
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Leather Jacket)
(Voice to Text enabled)

Ow
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Remind me to thank whatever joyous being invented speedos.
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Crotchet Ninja)
Q: What has two butts and kills people?

A: An AssAssin!

(I’ll be here all week, remember to tip your waitress)
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Leather Jacket)
I've like, totally been vibing off Dermot Kennedy lately, especially during all these spring cleaning shenanigans. (See, I got to use it in a sentence! )

Anyway, favourite at the moment is Outnumbered. Go. Listen. Be soothed by his Irish accent.

Bad Dreams

Mar. 27th, 2020 10:50 pm
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Working you out)
Im not an insomniac, despite what it might seem like due to various midnight ambles. Mostly I just wake up from screaming nightmares more often than not.

It’s fine, perfectly happy to talk to various shrinks provided for me and other forms of coping.

The dreams themselves are mostly old hat these days. They’re mostly an excuse to wander the mansion at weird hours and raid people’s fridges. (Those that allow it, anyhow. No Artie, I stay away from your shit. )

I think the weirdest dream I ever had was just nothing. I mean, literal black void. Not even like staring at the back of your eyelids or deep in a cave darkness. Just, nothing.

Teach me to watch The Never-ending story before bed. Also, movie ended. So how was that the ‘Never-ending’ story. Should have been the ‘Probably quite long for the time period but it’s no Lord of the Rings: Return of the King’ story.
xp_jubilee: Made by Isaura (Leather Jacket)
You would think people would be used to seeing Asians wearing masks by now. But no, some idiot on the train decided to be a racist dickbag.

They’re lucky I didn’t fry their ass.
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