Jubilation of the mysterious and venerable house of Lee

Bring me back something shiny?

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Nipple ring?

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Yes. Doug definitely needs a nipple ring.

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Never let it be said that I don't give my friends exactly what they need.

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You two think you're funny.

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What? It'd be hot.

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He just doesn't seem to understand the hotness of it. It's sad, really.

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I'm just thinking it's not for me.

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Tragic. They are really fun to play with, too.

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See? He's so mean to me. I could like, totally enjoy playing with it.

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I'll make it up to you. :P

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Holding you to that, dude. Especially since I'm going to Eygpt, land of 'don't wear blinding yellow clothing'.

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I'll think of something. ;-)

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I like the sound of that. You know what's most annoying about airports? Is that I can't break the nose of the guy who is all smarmy about the 'either we frisk you, or we put you through the full body scanner'.

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Ah, security theater. The people who haven't yet stopped a credible threat.

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Especially when taking into account the fact that you can't test for mutants using an airport scanner. Not that the stupid bastard's wouldn't let through passers without a second thought even if they could.

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He's a cruel, cruel man who gives no thought to the feelings of others.

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See, you understand my pain. It is a very heartfelt, squishy pain which I have named Bob.

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World of no.

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Aww. I could get you a very tasteful one. Maybe with a liiittle American flag to hang from it.

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An American flag nipple ring doesn't sound tasteful at all.

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