No Fate

[xp_jubilee]

I am having a Terminator marathon while sitting in my underwear and like the honey badger, not giving a shit.

I also have a bucket of KFC, a metric assload of caffeinated beverages and if I'm feeling particularly feisty, I may even play some XBox360 live and curse out some lame trolls just for fun.

I leave you with some sh*t I found on youtube.

http://youtu.be/YytZ5h9nOOo

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I see your dance music and raise you the weirdest fucking mash up ever. (Seriously, was the point Rammstein as Village People?)

http://official.fm/tracks/287325

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jubilee, the honey badger is an avatar of angry indifference to the world's thoughts and opinions. If you are being depressed and wallowing in your KFC I believe you are less channeling the noble honey badger, and more channeling the less noble but far more adorable Snorlax.

Incidentally, really? There are six good places within an equal number of blocks that make far better fried chicken, two of whom also make good cornbread, one of whom will willingly batter and fry anything you give them, and you choose KFC?

Furthermore, if you are going to attempt to earworm the journal system, I am going to fight back. http://youtu.be/JcCtyMSuyHk (http://youtu.be/JcCtyMSuyHk)

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dear Ginger Snap, I am really concerned about this fixation you've developed with Glee. Seriously, why? I'm seventeen and even I know that show is like...waaaay off base. I think I need to put together an intervention for you.

Much love and concern,
Layla

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

In my defense, my questionable taste in media is a direct result of my questionable career choices, especially my educational sabbatical to New Orleans.

If your Tuesdays were as typically frustrating as mine, you might want to spend an hour with ridiculous programming as well. It does not take itself seriously, it it inescapably everywhere, and it means that I have something to discuss with mycousin at least two of my contacts, although admittedly one of them does drag shows at Mardi Gras so he can be excused. Perhaps.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

That totally doesn't make it better. Like at all. Like two episodes ago they totally told people that assault was OK because you could get revenge by singing and dancing when you had proof of like an actual, vindictive, totally fucked up and way legit crime. Seriously? Fuck that show. Go DVR something else ridiculous or like watch a movie or something. There are like waaaaaay better options.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is the least of the problems the show has, and regardless, I am old enough to ignore whatever messages a television show may or may not be suggesting. However, I would argue that the real message there is that blackmail is a less troublesome and expensive method of controlling someone than going through the legal system which does have a habit of favoring the children of lawyers over young men and women who belong to minority groups.

Regardless of all of that, I do not take advice on my media habits from seventeen year olds.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

So, what, you watch it for like the one decent and five mediocre to really bad musical numbers every week? I get you have like a fucked up stressful job but seriously? This is your choice for escapism? And like, you willingly cop to it in public? Dude, so many points off.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am not sure why you think my self-esteem is somehow affected by the non-existent points you have awarded or removed from me.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend tried to make me watch it, and then the teacher planted weed in the kid's locker just to make him join a freaking singing club.

Alejandra won't watch it anymore either for other things.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, all of the people on the show are terrible. It is part of why I enjoy it. I can pretend I know them because they are not different from many of the people I do know.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about your self-esteem? When you read things are there words that I don't see?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

What are the points for then except to provide a reward or punishment?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude they are like figurative metaphor points. No one's even keeping track of them. It's just a silly thing. There's like not even a real point to them. It's just something people say.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I was hoping for you to appear like one of the teachers from the Harry Potter books and try to remove points from my Hogwarts House so I could tell you that you had placed me on the wrong one.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

But then I'd have to take points away from like the Snow Valley house and I don't think that like Amanda and der Framde and Random Smartass Nerd should suffer because you've totally embraced some seriously questionable TV show choices. Like that's just not fair to them. I'd be all "no cookies for you" but, um, I don't bring cookies to you guys. So like I have no threats for point deductions and shit.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It would also be moot since I have a box of the cookies from the tiny cookie mercenaries, and I am likely to keep buying them. People in my office enjoy them.

I am sorry, der Framde?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Typo! der Fremde, with an E. It means "the stranger." Some dude who works with you who's German? And promised to trade me German recipes if I send him German food I make? And, um, I think doesn't believe in razors because's he's all super scruffy in his icons. I just know he works with you but not his name.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh! That is why I was confused. I was not sure if you meant fremde or fram de which does mean something in some other languages - like Swedish.

I think you mean David North, no?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Maybe? Do you have any other scruffy German dudes who work with you? I know Random Smartass Nerd is so not scruffy. And maybe not German at all. But I dunno everyone that works with you.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

At the moment, there are only three men who work in the office. While Doug is occasionally scruffy, it is not typically one of his attributes on a day to day basis.

I have drawn you a diagram to identify the men in the office based on their ability to speak German like a native and the state of their facial hair.



* I am assuming Remy does not speak German because if he does it makes this diagram much less useful.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Ooooh diagrams! I like diagrams. Waaaay better way to stick in my head. So RSN is like occasionally scruffy and can speak German, der Fremde is always scruffy and actually German and Remy person is always scruffy and, um, assumed to not speak German? Got it.

Mwahaha, now I know his name! Which, uh, means nothing because it's not like I can exploit that for whatever. But I will mwahahaha because I can.

Mwahahaha.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly.

Remy may speak German, but I do not believe (I may be wrong) he speaks it like a native, where as David and Doug do, David by virtue of being German and Doug because he is special.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Do I need to rename Doug the Random Special Snowflake Smartass Nerd? 'Cause, dude, that's fucking long and RSSSN just is a shitty acronym.

[xp_daytripper]

Hate to burst your bubble (and wreck your nifty diagram), but Remy does speak German. With a native accent. Definitely better than mine, that's for sure.