Soooo

[xp_jubilee]

What do I need to do in order to get minions who will deliver me food?

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hang upside down knitting where potential minions might see - I recommend the banister right there at the front door. Offer them knitted awesome things. Bribe them into bring your minions with awesome knitted things.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I think I liked it better when there were fewer of you here to corrupt the youth.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon. We're not that bad. Knitting is positively wholesome!

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Not the way you do it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't knit. I bribe with cars and/or lessons in fun things like krav maga or bojutsu. Speaking of, we should spar sometime. I promise, I won't attempt to make you my minion. Boy scout's honor.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

That you think I could even be swayed to be your minion is amusing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're a better medical friend than minion. Seriously, the quality 'wtf did you do this time, Wilson' talks we have. They're so dear to me.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Well, thanks. I feel like I barely see you anymore.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know. We gotta work on that. Breakfast? I'm feeling like waffles. And possibly fried chicken, but that might be a little ambitious.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Okay. After I take the dog for a run.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

If you're doing that, I'm making fried chicken for the waffles. Spicy fried chicken!

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

That is brilliant thinking. Ninja knitter power! *strikes a pose*

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The minions will flock to your knitted banner.