Biggest fail

[xp_jubilee]

So like, I was not always the awesome mistress of all I survey that you see before you today.

At one time, I was basically a screw up kid who had fuck all idea of what they were currently doing or what they would be doing at any given time. (I may currently be a screw up adult who still doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, but at least I'm moving forward.)

It's not easy admitting that you screwed up though. I mean, like, far be it from me to be all 'Everyone is like this. Listen to my wisdom, bitches'

(Even though I am wise, bitches. )

Why a journal post? Why not? Share with me your screw ups, let's get to know each other.

I'll even go first. Biggest screw up? Summoning a demon.

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[xp_tarot]

Not drowning you in the pool.

That one fellow with the eyes

[xp_jubilee]

You know you'd miss my effervescent personality way too much if I were dead.

Who was the guy with the eyes again?

[xp_shadowcat]

Now how exactly did you summon a demon? And why?

[xp_jubilee]

Tsk, tsk. Fuck ups first, story time second. What was your greatest fuck up?

Also, how is the usual way. (At least, so I'm told. I mean, ain't like I did it more than once. )

[xp_blink]

I dunno, all the years between 15-20 or so?

hiding under a bed instead of helping is probably one of my biggest regrets...

[xp_jubilee]

The glitter was at least fun. Hiding under the bed wasn't that bad. One a gauge of 1 to 10, it was barely a 1/2.

[xp_blink]

well, not every is amazing enough to summon a demon?

I stabbed some skippies.

[xp_jubilee]

I know, I mean demon summoning is pretty extra. I like to make a mark in the world, ya know?

They deserved stabbing.

[xp_blink]

face it, you're an overachiever.

they did. it was gleeful and joyous.

hmmm....I feel the need to buy more glitter. maybe some sequins.

[xp_jubilee]

I do like to be the most fabulous.

Why sequins? I suggest glittery feathers. You can pretend to be Warren's twin.

[xp_blink]

I was just thinking feathers!

OH. OH. OH. I will make things happen! This is going to be awesome!!

[xp_jubilee]

If there are not pictures, I will be very disappointed in you.

[xp_blink]

we shall see what the final product looks like!

the craft stores are closed atm.

[xp_jubilee]

I'm sure it will look awesome. I'll crochet you a glittery aviator scarf to go with it...

So like, I was just googling for patterns and I found this:

https://au.pinterest.com/pin/134474738851744658/

I am making an adult version of this, omg!

[xp_blink]

I....yeah, need this. In green glitter yarn. please and thank you.

we really need a stitch and bitch group.

[xp_olaris]

Joining the Brotherhood.

[xp_skin]

Were you given much of a choice about that, though?

I mean, you left them. That counts for something.

[xp_olaris]

Yes and No. I was sixteen, still a screw up.

[xp_daytripper]

As someone who did something similar at a similar age, I'm with you on both counts. Nothing is a bigger screw up than a teenager who thinks they know what they're doing, for whatever reason.

But we both made it out the other side, so yay us.

[xp_jubilee]

I probably shouldn't tell you that your Dad is a Silver fox, right?

But anyway, Joining the Brotherhood could have been worse. You could have dated Toad.

[xp_olaris]

I wouldn't believe you.

Bleh. You are absolutely correct, it could had been much worse.

[xp_jubilee]

You should never believe anything I say, ever. Especially on a weekend.

See? Things are always so much easier to throw off in perspective. You should ask Kyle how he feels about Toad. Watching him go off is hilarious.

[xp_olaris]

We should be friends.

I'll tell Kyle all of Toad's secrets.

[xp_jubilee]

We can totally be friends. Rule #1. Never believe any of the stories either Marie-Ange, or Amanda tell about me. All lies!

I'm thinking he would be your best bud for embarrassing Toad stories.

[xp_olaris]

Aren't all stories told by friends are?

Plenty. I could write a book called "The Brotherhoods: The Inside Tales"

[xp_changeling]

Destabilizing Colombia in the mid-80s.

[xp_jubilee]

Now you're just fucking with me. For serious? The hell did you do?

[xp_changeling]

I can tell you three things.
1. Yes, but I can't say anything else.
2. There is no proof.
3. Everything will be denied.

[xp_jubilee]

You are so my favourite drunken, lecherous old man.

[xp_daytripper]

Too many screw ups to list, but my latest one? Being a brat about you and Kurt getting hitched. I get it now - making something positive in the face of a whole lot of negative. It's a good thing. So, even tho' you really didn't need it, you have my blessing. Best of luck.

[xp_pixie]

Screw-ups are good. It would have been easier when I was a kid. When you're an adult, it's even scarier. I'm afraid of messing up and that may be my biggest fail.