Biggest fail

[xp_jubilee]

So like, I was not always the awesome mistress of all I survey that you see before you today.

At one time, I was basically a screw up kid who had fuck all idea of what they were currently doing or what they would be doing at any given time. (I may currently be a screw up adult who still doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, but at least I'm moving forward.)

It's not easy admitting that you screwed up though. I mean, like, far be it from me to be all 'Everyone is like this. Listen to my wisdom, bitches'

(Even though I am wise, bitches. )

Why a journal post? Why not? Share with me your screw ups, let's get to know each other.

I'll even go first. Biggest screw up? Summoning a demon.

Comments

[xp_changeling]

Destabilizing Colombia in the mid-80s.

[xp_jubilee]

Now you're just fucking with me. For serious? The hell did you do?

[xp_changeling]

I can tell you three things.
1. Yes, but I can't say anything else.
2. There is no proof.
3. Everything will be denied.

[xp_jubilee]

You are so my favourite drunken, lecherous old man.