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[xp_jubilee]

Someone give me a crotchet challenge. I'm bored. Not being in constant fear for my life and well being is getting to me.

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[xp_angel]

Make me a thong.

[xp_jubilee]

How do you feel about horses?

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/535705541/gift-men-erotic-mens-thong-sexy-crochet?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=men%27s%20crochet%20thong&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&plkey=e95c17a75e40f6a8d1f6a8462336cf42c8bbbaac:535705541

[xp_darcy]

Unsure if it will be a challenge, but the mansion could use more pachimaris.

[xp_jubilee]

Done. You can pick it up before I leave on Friday.

[xp_darcy]

You're AMAZING. I'm gonna take it everywhere.

[xp_havok]

Could you do a little dog? A German Shepard?

[xp_jubilee]

Something like this? https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/467629325/german-shepherd-dog-crochet-pattern-pdf?show_sold_out_detail=1

[xp_havok]

PERFECT!

[xp_blackcat]

What? No. Just get drunk like everyone else ffs

[xp_jubilee]

Too late! I'm making you this:



You should know better than to let me get bored. (Also, I drunk a bunch of your lower shelf wine. So my decision making is bad. )