So...

[xp_jubilee]

Did anyone else notice anything particularly weird about that kid with the machine powers?

Cause he kept asking me the like, weirdest damn questions.

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[xp_daytripper]

Well he was as odd as you'd expect someone who talks to machines would be... what sort of questions? Maybe he had a crush?

[xp_jubilee]

You're all very talkative all of a sudden. What am I missing?

[xp_daytripper]

Nothing that I know of - I've been doing nothing but sleeping and eating for the past three days.

[xp_jubilee]

Did you need more food? I always need more food

[xp_cuckoos]

[xp_tarot]

Please. PLEASE DO.

[xp_jubilee]

I know where you live.

[xp_tarot]

As if you could catch me.

I would explain but I am not even sure where to start. Anywhere I start is just going to lead to so many questions I do not have any answers for.

[xp_jubilee]

I feel like this should probably include some form of alcohol and charts?

[xp_cypher]

[xp_jubilee]

I don't even know what to say to this one.

[xp_jubilee]

You wouldn't keep important knowledge from your friend, would you?

[xp_cuckoos]

Well, I suppose not.

You see, when a mommy vampire finds a baby in a collapsed Hungarian building after an earthquake...

[xp_cuckoos]

As funny as it is listening to you being completely baffled by this, you were apparently the kid's future mom.

Also a vampire.

[xp_jubilee]

Huh. Not where I thought this was going. Who the heck let me adopt a kid?

Vampires are a thing now?

[xp_cuckoos]

You tell me. Do we need to have someone come check your teeth?

[xp_jubilee]

I mean, like, I’ve always had awesome teeth. Braces at a young age, yo. And, you know, flossing and the like.

Maybe I should invest in Garlic. Do you think Garlic is an actual thing?

[xp_cuckoos]

Not... what I meant. Whatever. Close enough.

If I had too guess I'd say it probably is in the legend for a reason, but the moment you start hanging it by the windows I'm going to stake you myself, vampire or no.

[xp_jubilee]

I think we can like, forego the whole hanging garlic from Windows thing.

Roses smell better and seem to do the same thing anyway.

[xp_cuckoos]

I admit my degrees are in basically everything except English Lit, but I think that's only wild white roses to keep them in their graves?

[xp_tarot]

... Have you had a stroke

[xp_cuckoos]

...it’s complicated. Call me.

[xp_tarot]

I am still worried about the stroke. Which one of you am I meant to be calling?

[xp_cuckoos]

...it’s complicated. Pick one